Punjabi. status

Punjabi Sms
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai
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Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni..
Sochan wali gal ay eh k oh anday vich warya kinj?
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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
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Ansoo tere diggan te akh meri rovey Satt tenu lagey dard menu hovey
Rab karey saadi dosti inni gehri hovey Littar tenu pain te galti meri hovey
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Teacher to Sardar: What is Number Seven, Even or Odd?
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even??
Sardar: Remove the S !! 😛
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zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin……
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Yo Yo Chota Honey singh!
Assi Rehnde Ha Ni Mumy Kolo Dar Ke..
Mumy Rakhdi Hai Danda Hath vich Phad Ke..
Bhaj ke rajai vich vad jaiye, jad panga pe jave..
Pehla Royi Da Ni Phr Chup Hoyi Da Ni, Jado Danda Pai Jave…..
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Jat scoter te,scoter 80 te
Jat bulet te,bulet 100 te
Jat alto te alto110 te
,jatt swift te
swft 120 te,
Agge
agge ki jatt ambulance Te.
AmbUlance 130 Te.
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Ik Dil Te Lakh Samjhaun Wale
Je Samajh Na Aave Ki Kariye
Dard Dil
##Punjabi……##

##•– ਸੋਹਣਾ ਯਾਰ ਜੇ ਮੈਥੋ ਦਿਲ ਮੰਗੇ, ਮੈ ਜਾਨ ਵੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਵਾਰ ਦਿਆ –•
•– ਓ ਕਹੇ ਮੇਰੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਹੈ ਬਸ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ, ਤੇ ਮੈ ਸਭ ਕੁਝ ਓਸਤੋ ਹਾਰ ਦਿਆ –•##

kaL menu ROK k KHendi…
pyAR naaL mAN ja nahi ta KAdd k
leju..:)
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Yaari udo lavi jad nibhauni aa jave. . . . . . . . . .
Majburi da sahara lai k shad jana
wafada nahi hundi
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Dil nu lag jan rog tey ki keriye
kisey di yad vich akhiyan ron tey ki keriye
Sanu milan di tamenna rendi hai her du
per j yaar hi pul jan tey ki keriye
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Dil karda e usde kol aake ruk jawaan,
usdi bahaan de vich ja ke mukk jawaan,
hanju ban k niklaan usdiaan akhaan da,
par gallaan te usdi aa ke suk jawaan
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Lao Ji Ajj Tan Had Ho Gayi
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Ik Kudi Kehndi
Status Sohne Sohne Pao
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Hun Daso Main Makeup Karke Pa
Dewa?
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Tenu Pyaar Bahut KArda han
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Kite Dooji Nu Pata na lagg jave
isse gal ton darda van _;)
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Paise Wale Di Loki Karan Pooja __
Haami Gareeb Di Bharda koi-Koi __
:/
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Goliyan Chalauniya taan
Aukhiyaan nhi hundiya….
Kachehriyaan ch Case Niptaune
Aukhe hunde ne ,,,,,
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Zindagi rahi Taan tenu Yaad karde
Rahaange ,___
Bhull Gye taan Samjh layi Rabb ne
Yaad kar Lya ,___
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Ik Mera Dil, ik Mere Nain Dono
Rehan Dullde
Ik Tera Pind, ik tera Naam Dono
nhi Bhullde
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Oh kendi Ve hun tu Apnia gallan ch
mera jikar na kriyaa kr …
Me hun kisi hor di hogyi ah
Meri fikar na kriya kr.
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Zindagi ” mai pyaar hona jruri
hai……

Paisa to salmaan khan ke pass bhi
hai…..
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JE tU 3- 4 saamBHi firDi aa
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saanu v THARKK poran laYi tere
waRgiyan ROZ mildiyan …
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Jo Time Pass C Tere Lyi_..
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Oh PyAr Bann Gya Mere Lyii_..
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Jado kadar krn valeya da mull nahi
penda__
Ta wafa krn vale v bewafa ho jande
ne…!!
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Koshish tan main bahut kiti C_…
Par tere kabil nahi bn ski_..!!:’(
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Aukhe Vele Yaar Da….
4 Dinaa de Pyaar Da….
Pata Lagg hi Janda hai….!
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Eh Duniya Badi Hi Kutti Ae_
Raaj Ohi Karda Jihde Hath Jutti Ae
_ :))
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Jive khet vich Paani dakkan lai Vatt
chahidia,
Att status paun lai dil te doongi
Sattt chahidia…!!
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Tu mera hona ni chaunda_ te main
tainu khona ni chaundi__
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ki waffa milni ohna ton_…
jo khud bewafFa ne_…
:”(
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