1] tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains
.3]Don’t be too optimistic. light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
4] Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink
.5] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
6] I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa..
7] After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
8] Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
9] My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day
10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto tolive life!!
12] One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
13] Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.
14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.